EOIN COLFER Quotes

“You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it.This was enough to elicit a deafening moment of silence even in the middle of a crisis, which Orion seemed to be blissfully unaffected by.”

Eoin Colfer
love 

“Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.”

Eoin Colfer

“Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.”

Eoin Colfer
humor 

“It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.”

Eoin Colfer
humor 

“If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.”

Eoin Colfer
humor 

“No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.”

Eoin Colfer
humor 

“Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder”

Eoin Colfer
humor 

“Who are you?" he asked.I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.”

Eoin Colfer
humor 

“I don't like lollipops.”

Eoin Colfer
humor 

“Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The EIB? Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building.”

Eoin Colfer
humor