MAE WEST Quotes

“Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.”

Mae West
love 

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

Mae West
life 

“I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”

Mae West
life 

“It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.”

Mae West
life 

“I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.”

Mae West

“I never loved another person the way I loved myself.”

Mae West

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

Mae West
humor 

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”

Mae West
humor 

“I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”

Mae West
humor 

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

Mae West
humor