STEVE MARTIN Quotes

“I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the quiet heart.”

Steve Martin
love 

“Be so good they can't ignore you.”

Steve Martin
life 

“He gave her his phone number, in a peculiar reversal of dating procedure. She might have considered kissing him, even after the horrible first date, but he just didn’t seem to know what to do. However, Jeremy does have one outstanding quality. He likes her. And this quality in a person makes them infinitely interesting to the person who is being liked.”

Steve Martin

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

Steve Martin
humor 

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”

Steve Martin
humor 

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

Steve Martin
humor 

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

Steve Martin
humor 

“Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”

Steve Martin
humor 

“I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.”

Steve Martin
humor 

“Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.”

Steve Martin
humor