WOODY ALLEN Quotes

“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.”

Woody Allen
love 

“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.”

Woody Allen
love 

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

Woody Allen
life 

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”

Woody Allen
life 

“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”

Woody Allen
life 

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

Woody Allen
life 

“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”

Woody Allen
life 

“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.”

Woody Allen
life 

“I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.”

Woody Allen
life 

“Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.”

Woody Allen
life