Quotes about humor

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

Albert Einstein
humor 

“So many books, so little time.”

Frank Zappa
humor 

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

Mae West
humor 

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”

Narcotics Anonymous
humor 

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”

Jane Austen
humor 

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”

Groucho Marx
humor 

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

Steve Martin
humor 

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”

Mark Twain
humor 

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

Douglas Adams
humor 

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”

Garrison Keillor
humor