Quotes about humor

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

Robert A. Heinlein
humor 

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”

Charles M. Schulz
humor 

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”

Jim Henson
humor 

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”

Paul Terry
humor 

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

Woody Allen
humor 

“Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.”

John Green
humor 

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

Groucho Marx
humor 

“The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

Douglas Adams
humor 

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

Terry Pratchett
humor 

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”

Charles Bukowski
humor